Which Reminds Me

Oh, and who are you to demand from me a pledge of loyalty to the King of Norway? King Harald V is no relation to me, for one thing. Besides which, if we were going to be returning to a monarchical system, which is doubtful in the current political climate, although a few hundred years from now who can say what might happen, Norway would not be my first choice of monarchical country destination. I feel more affinity to England than to Scandinavia, although I really can't say that I will ever be able to afford a short vacation anywhere in Europe. It is very expensive to visit or live there, or at least I have heard. I really don't appreciate being pressured on these points.