Yes, it does seem strange that you are so threateningly twisting my arm and blackmailing me and practicing bizarre techniques of extortion upon me when, after all, the only thing that you want to do is plant and grow table grapes. What is wrong with table grapes? I really fail to understand the mental contortions of these growers of table grapes. If I wanted table grapes, the grocery store is full of that anyway, overflowing to be sure. So there was really no need for you to get so emotionally distraught about the cultivation of food products. Where is your problem? Who cares?
