Which Reminds Me

Yes, I heard that you are from Oregon, so probably you are in cahoots with that horrid Renell who pretends to be related to me and perhaps lives somewhere in Oregon. We hear that one of those trashy Italian bimbo stole her first husband, a good reason to feel sorry for her, and we would feel sorry for her, given that we had no connection whatever to that, except that she was so mean to us online that we cannot help but not care about her pathetic life anyway.