Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is sort of mystifying to ponder why you idiots think that you are going to get away with trying to PUT on me the sting of the Mata Hari hooker. I really don't see the connection. Our family has no connection whatever to those trashy hoe spies from World War I. We don't know anything about that. And yet there you are wrecking my economy, leaving me with no financial options other than to dangle on this stupid hook that you have fashioned for me. And how could I be so stupid as to walk into that trap, see what happens when I let those blithering idiot cousins run my life, I would have no escape route. I would have no option but to prosecute those Dutch.dogs, because anyway, I don't belong to you.