Which Reminds Me

Yes, I suppose that if you were a certified car mechanic, I might want to consult with you regards to my serious car problems. But just to chattify endlessly on the merits of various car parts would seem to me somewhat boring, an unnecessary and excessive expenditure of energies that might be better disposed elsewhere. You seem to have this car parts narrative endlessly looping in your brain, and yet you have not so much as applied to car mechanic school, thus you cannot be trusted with any car of mine.