Which Reminds Me

You have a lot of nerve, who are you to lecture me on the Pentecostal distinctives, I, the daughter of an AG minister, one who was healed myself as a baby although I was too young to remember that, it was mainly the faith of my parents but I doubt not the story as told, I who was dedicated to the Christian faith in an AG church, graduated from an AG college, have a theology degree from an AG college, how dare you lecture me on Pentecostal matters, you, who have seemingly forgotten your own father's name, you who have covenanted deceitfully behind my back with those pathetic Baptist dogs and Whittling witches. You are nobody to be telling me what's what. And your name was?