Which Reminds Me

I think, therefore I am, as the famous philosopher has said. Whether or not I ever get to disburden myself on television is not so important as this simple yet meaningful point: I think, therefore I am. Whether or not you are really "Guilty" as charged or just like to torment yourself with these weirdly obsessive paranoid thoughts imagining that everyone is accusing you of something, is really not my problem. Oh, did you think that everything was just all about you? What if we actually were not thinking about you at all? Huh?