Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do not mind an occasional game of binary code ping pong, but we already know very well that you cannot return my special spin balls that my father taught me how to do, even if mine are only halfway spun, you can lunge and throw your body across the table and still not be able to return the ball, while your slams are mostly out of bounds and I find myself spending a lot of time retrieving the balls that you launched into some far corner of the room. Thus, you are not by me a chosen opponent for ping pong games. And just taking an axe to the ping pong table does not solve this problem. Needless to say.