Which Reminds Me

I thought that I had already thrown all of my so-called friends out the window. Yes, it is always so awkward with all of these people pretending to be related to me or friends of mine. You obviously were under a mistaken impression because we were never that close to them. I cannot even remember now who they were. I am so glad that my salvation does not depend on the idiotic rantings of the clueless Swedish milkmaids of Arizona.