Which Reminds Me

I would like you filthy pigs of New York to pay me in compensation for all of your slanderous lies against poor clueless little me, but of course that is a legal matter that requires a judge to force you to face the wickedness of your own filthy gutter-brained mind, which is something that I do not have the authority to do. So we all have to sit here and wait for the idiots of New York to get over themselves.