Which Reminds Me

Lucky for you that I am a Christian so I cannot in good conscience actually seek legal remedy to sue all of you for all of this unbelievably continual harassment and the hurling of slanderous lies and false accusations, assuming that you also are a Christian. I have to just sit here and let you ruin my life with your stupid and patently false lies and unsubstantiated innuendos and turn the other cheek and walk the extra mile and try to shrug off the kitchen sink that you are trying to wrap around my neck and nobody to help with that, no relief in sight. But you really should beware of that demonic fury that possesses you to a froth, you might eventually break something that cannot be fixed. Because that is not who we are. Needless to say.