Which Reminds Me

Yes, I noticed that someone was trying to throw me into the chair of wicked Watchtower witch Libby from high school. Nothing personal, but I do not recall Watchtower Libby ever making any effort to explain herself. She did not look so Puerto Rican at first glance. Even so, I resent her efforts to yank me around on a chain of apparently Puerto Rican manufacture. Since when does Puerto Rico have any place to be kicking me around? Your territorial concerns are not my problem. How do I politely tell these boring Puerto Ricans that I am not their slave property? Needless to say.