Which Reminds Me

Yes, that was quite lame, that attempt of yours to attach poor little me to your horrible Monica. One can sort of understand how it would be difficult for Monica to find employment after what she did, but I never did that and Monica was never my problem. There is not even the slightest connection between myself and Monica, never mind your fruitless attempts at fabricating something fiction based on nothing more than what we all read or heard in the news anyway, so how dare you suggest otherwise! Where are the police who should be having you arrested, not me. I should be able to find another job without you there meddling in the background, always trying to make something out of nothing. Where is the justice?