Which Reminds Me

Yes, and I also forgot to mention the earlier alarming proliferation of creepy French-Fried Canadians masquerading as friends or relatives of mine, when actually somebody really ought to ship them home to Canada, but it's not my place to say, and aren't the Italians going to want to have the upper hand in that picture obviously, and leaves me almost non-existent or at least why should I bother to exist when I am only a third party in all of this irrelevant commotion.