Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do not like this idea of myself serving as a clueless political pawn mediating between the back-stabbing traitorous Maltese Turners vs. the Sicilian mobsters. I really do not care about any of that. How dare you attempt to shove me into that worthless pile of garbage! My Dad has always said that I must use my head for more than just a hat rack, so your scheme of things simply does not work for me.