Which Reminds me

Yes, there really ought to be some legally prescribed method for kicking that New York nuisance of InterPublic to the curb. You are NOT invited to my life, you annoying withholding snobs of advertising riff-raff. You are not entitled to any patent on the name of "Calkins," needless to say. Get off my back, you worthless mob of meaningless nonsense. You are full of unspeakably irrelevant medical advertising so obviously you have no place to be lecturing me about something.