Which Reminds Me

Yes, I read somewhere that you Limenians of Ohio are known to have a notoriously tacky and tasteless sense of humor, although they may be fond of theater. Clearly you would not be hired to analyze the records. Your failed attempt to located the father of Barbara's children proves only that your efforts were incomplete and haphazard. A little more digging might easily have turned up Mr. Harsh's identity, obviously. But no, you tacky tasteless Ohioans were bent on making some pathetically bad joke about the existence of a Lot, whatever the cost. We are not amused.