Which Reminds Me

Yes, of course, theft is completely wrong and why would I do such a ridiculous thing. Am I losing my mind yet? Angrily you demanded that I return that book that was on your shelf and how often do I have to remind that you that I don't have your book. I only took my own books that I would happy to sell you, or even give away,  because I have too many books as it is. I won't need most of these books where I am going.