Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that a high school classmate of mine announced her intention of becoming an FBI agent. That was 10th grade. I never really heard whether that ever happened. I suppose that the FBI can always use some Italian people to help in their righteous crusade against the mafia criminals, given that they have a special ability to infiltrate the mafia and document their personal tax history and other details of their personal lives. I don't see where that has anything to do with me. I am not Italian. I don't have any mafia connections. Those people all look the same to me. I wouldn't be of much use to anyone, it would seem.