Which Reminds Me

Yes, whatever happened to Robin? She was expelled from college for some reason, I cannot remember why. but probably there was a good reason why I would prefer to forget her. And what was this show that she had staged, not for my benefit obviously, but to make me look ridiculous? How would you know about that unless you were on the inside of Robin's wicked evil plots, because certainly I never talked about that? And who cares about Robin anyway? That is the last time I go anywhere with Robin. She was just some weird person who said that she was from Buffalo, New York, but upstate people are weird anyway, so we will just chalk that up to upstate weirdness, as far as I can tell.