Yes, that would be so rude of us to be asking the Bells why their Baptist people are such rude and vulgar monstrosities on the back side of things. I suppose at church they may seem like such nice people, but are they only there for motives of greed and ambition and social and financial aspiration, not really saved, so to speak? But I digress. I probably should not be asking such intrusive questions when in our church we may also have some persons who are oddly digressing from what we might have expected of them. Needless to say.
