Which Reminds Me

Yes, strange how every little mistake in high school biology class is broadcast on national television, as if you broadcasters were a clone of Mr. Schaeffer, whose opinion about my test results he was entitled to vehemently express in front of the entire class, even if I thought he was a bit severe. Ok, so that answer was wrong. Ok, fine. Makes you wonder how did I ever test somewhere in the 90th+ percentile on the English and Reading Comprehension side of things. Tom only wishes he could make my oral report on a certain Canadian duck species into a national calamity, in which the father stays home to raise the ducklings. It was only a report about ducks, not intended as a socialist cause.