Yes, interesting, nay, fascinating to be hearing the irrelevant screeches of the Shtuttle-Bug. And who are you? Nobody I ever met. So who are you to tell me where I have to go? I never did take my orders from that idiot. I am self-employed and I file my own taxes separately from them.
I won my first Bible fair and square, in a Bible memory verse contest. It was a King James Version Bible. It was the ultimate prize. Other children were satisfied with toys and games, but I went for the ultimate prize so that is how I got my first Bible.