Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Which Reminds Me

Yes, if only I had millions of dollars to fend off the hostile takeover antics of the creepy Moores who have made themselves so obnoxious to us peaceful earth dwellers. Well, my own great-great-grandmother was a Moore but that was a whole different story. The Moores of England are not that much akin to the Johnny-come-lately Moores of Lebanon. Perhaps they do share a fanatical sense of neatfreakineness in terms of housecleaning but, still, a broomstick alone does not constitute a legal deed of possession. Any domestic body can wield a broomstick and yet never get deep enough to find the oil rights. It is more complicated than that.