Which Reminds Me

Yes, I know, for what do I need the Italic curse of the Montagues and the Capulets? Shakespeare exhausted that boring topic long ago. There is nothing more that I would need to say about those boring Montagues or Capulets, their private quarrels being of no concern to me. Blah blah blah. Let those boring Italics explain themselves if they can, but do not be expecting me to get involved in that side of the equation unless you want a big "Return to Sender" stamped on your stupid Italicized butts.