Which Reminds Me

Yes, I have become vaguely aware that a pack of annoying Methodist stiffs, deader than door knobs, are wanting to open a can of worms in regards to anyone by the name of Calkins, who they imagine to be aware of the existence of Harvey and Helen and/or Elmo or Mary, even though actually we were not aware of their existence, much less thinking about them, and never claimed to be their direct descendants. The 1640 voyage of Hugh explains the name, and whatever they did with that does affect all of us in some way, although indirectly. Even so, I do not see why I should be troubled by a pack of scavengers from the Methodist scrap heap, or else why they should be allowed to trouble me. There is actually nothing particularly special about a boring pack of Methodist stiffs from Michigan.