Which Reminds Me

Yes, I know, some of these people seem so friendly and nice when you first meet them, and they are doing you all of these favors and saying nice things, and only later do we learn that they are really Democratic Party operatives whose actual aim is to divide and conquer our family, and weed the Republicans out of the family, for some unknown reason, we are on their target list, as if I should care about the existence of parties, which are only useful one day every couple of years, on voting day, and the rest of the time I do not want to have to interact on that level, thus to inadvertently activate some hidden widget unbeknownst to myself.