Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is hard for me to understand why I should have to feel sorry for these pitifully wicked Italian magazine mafia witches. I dare not ask why there are here in this tiny country. From what mafia crimes are they hiding or being protected from? I think that it would be highly impolitic and rude for me to ask any question about their nefarious mutterings, so obviously I never ask them any questions. Quite true, needless to say.