Which Reminds Me

Yes, we are finally now seeing some improvements in the genre of "reality show." We are not asking you to reenact Robinson Crusoe's island adventures with a vomit-inducing X-rated twist. We only want to not have our intelligence insulted by these ridiculous hacks. We prefer not to be insulted by this suggestion that I were in any way connected to the annoying Johnson brothers. I do remember hearing them boast of their vast inherited wealth, even if they were never the elected. For that they are wholly dependent on Kennedy. I do not understand why the dreary Johnsons are still hovering about and angling to throw darts at me. I really could not care less if I never see them again in this lifetime. Yes, I vaguely remember hearing that my grandmother's friend or distant relative was at one time an employee of Lady Bird, but I do not know one more thing about that. What was her name? I just have no idea. Besides which my grandmother was a Republican. So you're just barking up the wrong tree. Needless to say.