Which Reminds Me

Yes, sorry, I did skip over the Donna medals, didn't need that for this picture. And anyway, since when do we in the U.S. give medals and laureates to ethnically Russian persons who might be suspected of working as KGB agents on the side, after having stabbed me in the back in that clever way? For that type of prize you might have more luck going home to Russia, or Europe, because we don't care so much about that here. Or else maybe you could apply for the mob job of "Union Maid" so oddly promoted by the CIA, because I certainly don't need that. Labor Unions do have their benefits for those blue collar workers, and the mob bosses who run their lives from cradle to grave, but all of my jobs have been of the non-Union variety, so far at least. Sorry if that disappoints some the crowing mob activists, but the world is not just one big "Utopia." Life is more complicated than that.