Which Reminds Me

Yes, why is this blithering idiot Gordon always screaming at me? I was not aware of his existence at the time that I was there. I wasn't paying attention to the goings on at that mansion across the fence. Cheryl seemed to know all about them, but I did not stick around long enough to learn much about that. How ridiculous to assume that I had some weird plan with him in mind. A total fiction concocted no doubt by that ridiculously stupid bimbo Terry, a vapid beauty queen of "Zero" academic distinction. Absurd!