Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember hearing that Helen (1899-1980), who was my 5th cousin 3x removed, was the granddaughter of Miranda Lock, her mother's mother. I, however, have no Lock connection, which means that I am not your Lock and so hopefully you were not expecting me to function as a substitute Helen for you. Also, I happen to have a huge birthmark on my upper arm, apart from the smallpox vaccination scar, so obviously I am not the perfect sacrificial victim that you were expecting. Needless to say. But it perhaps it may be convenient for me to perform temporarily to help unburden you of the hallucinations and delusions that are part of your particular mental illness, whether or not of an anthropomorphic nature.