Yes, I vaguely remember way back when that online someone, maybe a certain cousin of mine, although it was not clear, was accusing me of being a magazine witch, and also accused Grandma Calkins of that because she would often read aloud to us various educational excerpts from the "Reader's Digest," and also humorous items from the joke columns. Ok, so, that was your angle on that, although in my opinion, to the contrary, you are the problem.
Ok, so now that we have read the magazine excerpts referred to, we still are convinced that you have no brain cells in your empty head.