Yes, well, since you are not embarrassed to say all of these things publicly on national TV, you will not be surprised when someone else overhears that and passes it along to someone else who may have other ideas about that.
Which reminds me about the time in high school when I overheard Fred using that word when he hailed that guy in the hallway, which is a Spanish word that means something about the mingling of hairs. What a weird thing to say to some guy in the hallway, was my first reaction of shock, and this provides another reason why I know that Fred is obviously not my type, as I explained to Sharon. I could say more but that would not be historical, that would be your unbelievably weird embellishments of the meager facts.