Yes, I know, my college classmate Diane Roberts is so musically talented, she writes her own songs and sings them in chapel, and she studies musical composition at the Crystal Cathedral with Johnny Carl, and she has all the chips needed to pave her way to a musical success. Whatever happened to Roberts anyway? I haven't heard anything recently. I know she hated me but whatever, everyone always hates me. My diary explains that anyway, about how people don't like me. I don't need Roberts to explain that to me. So, are you saying that you stole my diary?
