Which Reminds Me

Why is everyone always accusing me of something? It's like if I were to say that the world is round they would argue the world is flat just to spite me, not because I actually said something wrong, and God forbid that I actually did something wrong, they would not hesitate to throw the book at me, so greatly do they despise and loathe me. So, like, am I surprised? Not really. I have grown accustomed to being treated like garbage even though I am not even remotely a Catholic German from Berlin and have no idea where they are coming from.