Which Reminds Me

I suddenly realized that many of these clues are pointing to the "Alice's Restaurant" song by Arlo Guthrie. So now I listen to that song and I see that it does not apply to me so I have nothing to worry about. I was never arrested for littering or anything else for that matter so why all this attitude positioning? All I know is that it can't be my fault, whatever it is. I don't know anything about it.