Which Reminds Me

Shortly after I arrived in Virginia, I remember that one of the first things that Machelle Bush said to me was something about how I would not be invited to the wedding shower of some person unknown to me. I did think that was odd. Why would this gnarly shrub make such a huge effort and expend such energies to disinvite me to a party for someone of whose existence I am entirely unaware? I just have no idea.