Which Reminds Me

I wonder what makes the pathetically stupid people of North Carolina imagine what I would want a piece of the junk that emanates from Linda's ex-husband, of whom the only thing that I remember hearing is that he was from North Carolina. I never even so much as met Linda's first husband so obviously I am not your ex-wife. It is perhaps fortunate for you that I do not have many guns available to me or your ex-wife Linda's empty brains might be found all over the place. But as things now stand, your ex-wife was sold off and is now the property of Alabama, not that she was ever a friend of mine, so there is actually nothing that I need to say about that. Only because you asked do I offer in response this truncated commentary.