Which Reminds Me

I seem to remember that Ireland already has a Queen and her name is Elizabeth. So there is nothing of interest worth saying about the governance of Ireland, in particular the fate of its redhaired housemaids and washerwomen, nor any reason for myself to be represented in the public arena by the horridly nasty filthy rich Kennedy girls of New York. It would be much easier for me to just kill myself than to entangle myself with such horribly nasty rich people, needless to say. Besides which, I am not Irish. But nobody asked me that. They just jump to these ridiculous conclusions and start screaming a pack of ridiculous lies based on nothing. There is just nothing to it.