Which Reminds Me

Why is this illiterate boor, who cannot seem to read the Treaty of Westphalia upon which his own marriage license is previously imprinted, still loitering about? Who are we to interfere with the ambitious political machinations of Europe? Does this dreary cad imagine that he is going to repeat the success of Jerome in luring the unfortunate Elizabeth Patterson to shipwreck herself on the shores of Europe, thus to reenact a ridiculous drama of America spurned by European royalty, the "Good Party"? Ha ha ha! You will not get that far with me. Yet how well you remind us how it happened that all of Europe eventually rose united to throw Napoleon out on his ear. Needless to say.