Yes, it is quite true that I do not have any specific information that might satisfy your lurid curiosity. Actually, I had thought myself fortunate NOT to know anything more about these things, and there you are pretending that I would even want that sort of money, and urging the opposite of what common sense would dictate, as if I had ever had any awareness of that, as if I would even know what you are talking about.
You are sickly forcing me to waste all of my time feeding your sick machine, as if I did not have something better to do, such as go and get a job so as to take care of myself. Needless to say.