Saturday, February 2, 2019

Which Reminds Me

Oh, is that Kathy's boring Porto Rican Sergio that I heard screeching in the background?

There was a mistake. I never had any deal or contract in regards to those dreary bores of Puerto Rico. You have obviously mistaken me for Libby.

I, in contrast to Libby, am telling Puerto Rico to go away and stop harassing me because now that I have returned to the United States, I will not need them for anything. For what do I need Caribbean money when I am automatically rolling in white U.S. dough, you oxymorons!