Which Reminds Me

Yes, it does not seem fair somehow that the U.S. government should expect poor little me to reeducate these Italian "getty" or "get it?" kidnappers. I heard someone talking about that. Now the Getty rich people have a fortune available to put them back in their places, but what are we poor people to do when overrun by recalcitrant Italian kidnappers wielding mafia contracts? We are clueless. We are helpeless.