Yes, there are some games that I lost and that I am happy to have lost. Who cares? Whatever.
I am happy NOT to be from the horrible and worthless state of Louisiana.
I am happy NOT to have the horrible job of cleaning up your stupid mess.
I am happy NOT to have to knee-jerk respond to every irrelevant and insignificant little factoid that thought you overheard somewhere, although not really.
I am happy NOT to be your mother and thus not responsible for reorganizing the haphazard contents of your empty head.
I am happy NOT to be from the state of Georgia. Frankly my dear....
