Which Reminds Me

Yes, I had never heard of this person, Ted, when suddenly I thought I hard his wife Gwynne screaming a bunch of stuff in my face. I vaguely remember the existence of Patti Cruise, a high school classmate who was not my favorite person actually and I really do not care to be reminded of that. The less that I say about them the better, needless to say. Perhaps you have mistaken me for Patti's best friend, Kathy. Now those two were joined at the hip almost throughout high school. I cannot begin to imagine all of the contents of their intimate chatterings over there in the corner of study hall while I was studiously doing my homework. There is really nothing that I need to discuss with them.