Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that I had changed my voter registration to Independent, which means that there is no reason for me not to work with either party depending on whichever way the wind is blowing at the moment. What else could the Party be asking me to do? I don't understand. Why all of these threats and intimidation? Didn't you already ruin my life anyway? What more could go wrong, other than throwing me into jail and throwing away the key? How exciting and/or motivational/inspirational is that prospect? I am surprised that has not yet happened, but fortunately for me, God is merciful and kind.