Which Reminds Me

The Johnsons have extended their protection to the shrill Italian hags, much the same way that LBJ's Great Society gives a free ride to black welfare moms. But some Italian woman has resented being likened to a black person, even though her skin color certainly is dark enough to qualify as a black person. Now all she needs is a permanent to give her black hair some kink and she will have no problem qualifying for food stamps and other welfare benefits. So shoving white-skinned me into the ranks of unemployed indigents as well will not solve this welfare problem plaguing these dark-skinned Italian witches. But that certainly is an interestingly back-handed way of explaining it to me. Oh, I had not previously heard that.