Friday, September 19, 2014

Which Reminds Me

Oh, if Heather was commanding that I have to get it from them, then Heather has a big knuckle-fist sandwich to eat. I will not be taking orders from those nasty foul-mouthed Italian twins Kathy and Raymond. I would rather die than consent to my life managed by some shrill Italian hag. Everyone knows that they are only in honors classes because of their political connections, not because they are particularly honorable. I am not the person who originally said that but now that you asked I have to cough it up.