Which Reminds Me

I wonder why stupid Patricia Cruz is calling me? What an idiot she is. Does Patty really think that it was she who listened to Stephanie's sad story in Economics class? Patty was never even in that class so she wouldn't really know anything about it. The idiots of Louisiana ought to be ashamed of themselves for gumming up the works so stupidly and holding me hostage all this long time for no reason whatever. I never claimed to know anything about any of that, nor did I ever advertise myself an authority on the subject of Stephanie. All I can do is point you to better witnesses than myself and/or stupid Patty.